Rather than just the daily promo, in 2008 you will now get a bit a day from the Q Morning Crew with Mike and Kim.
How to sell Girl Scout Cookies
Mike's butt
Big ass gopher
M & M assault
What to do when you wake up and can't breathe
Bowling
Foot race with officers
Don't let this guy buy you drinks
Mike explains civil wars that are upcoming
Mike dumbed himself down
For 5/6 you get three for the price of none.
Bear guards
Tomorrow is supposed to be national No Grump Day. Mike is pleased
Women bosses
Worth going to jail for
Sounds like a Disney movie
Yet something else that gets Mike excited
Dog eye exams
Rent is going up
Ewww what's that smell/
Prank caller prank caller
Stealing grandma's gold caps
Women call in to win The Men of Las Vegas tickets and Mike's the one who gets excited
Bulldog
Meet and kiss
Things get creepy when Mike plays the card he got for his mom for Mothers Day and it had the message he meant for his girlfriend
Mike's girlfriend calls in after discovering the wrong card in her purse
Hand shakes
Chicken in a pot or pot in a chicken?
What women are doing at home alone
Turtle of spring
85 year old blind golfer
Proposal gone horribly wrong
Kim suggests Mike should be prescribed pot
Getting dumped
Husbands equal more chores for women?
Rent a library bike?
View Mike's funeral?
You think it's bad to have one wife leave you....
How to keep from getting a can chucked at you
Mike freaks out over a sin tax
Not the way to get your car clean
Dropping weight and IQ points
A West Virginia castle?
A little extra with the deposit
Five year old hero or is he?
Does Mike have German heritage?
Study suggests Mike should be dating a 28 year old woman
Mike has a sleepwalking request.
Help for a guys beer belly?
Hooker problems
Mice on a plane
What's the name of that stuff that bees make?
Do you know why I pulled you over?
I'm gonna be here awhile
Riding bikes naked
Can you identify your bee?
Kim that this story was about Mike
Clean underwear inspector?
Bug monitor?
My husband wouldn't do such a thing!
Guys benefit from being married???
Wrong day to rob the bar
Underwear and jock straps
Send me some hookers
Harold the Ghost
Mike injured his girlfriend. He says it wasn't his fault
More old women stories
Cat meatloaf
Port a potties for deer hunters
I'll take some gum, air freshener, this magazine and oh yeah.....
Lost in the subway.
Scrappy 120 year old woman
Perhaps cutting through live copper electrical wires is not the way you should steal copper.
Mike reveals the truth about the Cupid Cabbie
Mike gets worked up over a mass group of people renewing their vows
Knowing how much Mike hates animals dressing up Kim found a story just to get him all wound up.
Cindy Davis from KOTA TV was filling in for Kim and questioned Mike's knowledge of a scam artist
Granny saves the day
Found money
Spoiled milk and sex
What's that smell
Mike demonstrates his art skills to Julia
How to spice things up your relationship
Mike finds out the difference between men and women from Julia
Gigantic headed postman
A church, a crowbar, and a chick
Mike is an expert on Tibet
Kim tells Mike she used to hook
Live studio audience listens to Mike and Kim talk about live ammo in museum.
Strip aerobics in front of your parents
Dogs giving blood
How long will the cops keep you if you just don't give them your name?
Kim has yet another story about sex
To win tickets Mike asked listeners to breathe heavy for him
The science of kissing
Mike has a blowout in his car and gets advice on being happy.
Mike must have this bed
Your package has arrived.
911 chat buddy
No snow, no paycheck, and forced to eat healthy
Loni Anderson falling on hard times?
For a moment Mike thought there was good in mankind
Not something you see every day.
Don't do these things for job interviews
Mike available for babysitting
Turnoffs in the bedroom
How to get rid of bees
Keeping your mother in laws picture in your wallet
Elvis museum continues
Cows were falling from the sky
Kim asks Mike about shaking his booty in his boxers
Mike and Kim have different types of dreams
Describe your gnome to claim it from the cops
You can jump off a bridge over Snake River Canyon just don't attach something to it like a bungee.
Dog gets revenge and shoots man
Only 12 percent of healthcare workers have ever drank on the job
Mike finds out Kim really is Big Foot
Road barricades are there for a reason.
Could it be true that everyone is wired to be positive?
Sit on burglars
You can cuss at work
Sexy sweaty breast feeding women
Mike tells his kids over the air about his dog dying.
Drunk texting while driving is not reccomended.
Kim's granny panties
Man cuts out his own tongue and women don't praise men for their housework.
Understanding when your husband is trying to break up with you.
Stolen nude rug self portrait.
New anti theft from Onstar
Global warming? Mike has a different explanation
Why you should pay attention in art class
Quarterback throws and catches his own pass...kind of
Mike shows how hip he is on modern detectives
Lotto winning spells divorce
Beer tasting job
New report on dropping food on the floor
How to handle a stampeding husband
Son keeps kidnapping moms cat
Drunk dialing
After decades of trying to reintroduce the state fish in Colorado they find they have a small setback much like something Mike could relate to.
Old man accidently buying pot
Returning the free condoms
No one is minding the store
Mike going to Ohio to campaign for strippers
Actor accidently mauls himself onstage
Sex in the office place
Old men playing softball
Don't urinate on the bus
What Mike would do if there was a snake on his plane
Mike's shower problem
Kim's office crush or lack thereof
Kim tells Mike to hit her to test a theory about pain
Cardboard Cop
Old graduate
Make sure you've got your permits
114 year old cause of death / Neighbor complaints
Make a list before you rob a bank
Showing what's under the kilt paid off
Troopers profiling albinos in Washington or not. Mike seemed a little unsure about his details.
People are making out in public in China and getting caught on video made Cindy make an admission
Bumper sticker on a plane story prompts Darla into thinking she wants to become a pilot.
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Mike gets exited about drunk and naked people posting on the internet.
Jamie says it can kill your career.
Mike fumbles without anyone stopping him from talking about lipstick and underwear
Run over by a bus and hitting golf balls in a cemetary
Throwing rocks at hippos to impress girls
Calling 911 on the cops
Sled dogs in the desert?
Someone's in my bathroom
Impersonating an officer
Training sheep
Stolen Mast
Nude book signing
Lose an arm playing golf
Arming New York kids with clubs
Newlyweds lost wedding ring
Mike has a form of tourettes
Address on his arm
Land speed record attempt with borrowed parts
Couples conversation in the car
Teaching the kids a lesson
Choking on a bag of pot
Calling after a first date
Blue Lobster?
Speed friending
Lost dog... or was it?
Dressing like a pirate for work
Kissing wine bottles
Shooting arrows in New York
Dogs in the workplace
Massive food fight
Stolen million dollar gold tub
Baby in the trunk
Kick me in the nether regions
Kids in public bathrooms
Stolen panties online
Kim attracted to guys.
Didn't know he was shot in the head.
Castle for sale.
Climb a lard pole
Oldest bowler.
Pot in the Happy Meal box.
